Hometown: Brainerd, MN
Real Life Job: Spin Doctor
Team(s): Violent Femmes (2015-current)
Athletic Background: Reaching for stuff on the high shelf
Most Memorable Derby Moment: The last jam of my first bout. Half my team has fouled out, the remainder is in the penalty box, Ruby is just doing laps in the ref lane, and I’m the only blocker on the track. Dread makes a star pass to me, making a bad situation way worse. Good stuff.
What’s Your Bout Day Routine? Printing waivers.
Any Derby Related Metal? Just the stuff on my feet.
Favorite Movie Genre: Talky ones where nobody gets what they want
What Actor Would Play You in a Movie of Your Life? The Justin Beiber lookalike who ate the burrito sideways and caused a one day Internet firestorm.
Favorite Movie Quote: “Are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?”